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[23 Jul 2006|05:55am]
Happy Birthday, Saucy Pants.

I got you a present.Collapse )
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I'm expecting cool stuff. [02 Jul 2006|10:45am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Tomorrow is my birthday, as I'm sure all of you know since you've been counting down the days on your personal calendars.

I'm inviting those of you who I like or have a lot of money to the Branch House backyard for a BHBYBBQ

(Branch House BackYard Barbecue) So if you think you fall into that category, come on over. But be warned, I have Hanabi acting as a bouncer so if you're not on the list, you're going to get a major ass-whooping.

We'll have lots of great venison burgers and Bacardi because we're going to party like it's my birthday. Because it will be. Presents will be thoroughly inspected via Byakugan before they're deemed acceptable, so don't try anything sneaky or cheap.

For those of you who haven't seen the BHBY since its renovation, I'll show you a picture:

you're jealousCollapse )

Sorry for the short notice, but I was in Iwagakure buying hair dye. >[
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[01 Jul 2006|10:50pm]
[ mood | bored ]

I don't want just anyone to hold.

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eat this [21 Jun 2006|08:54pm]
[ mood | angry ]

I am disgusted. I refuse to eat cake EVER again. I've never been so offended by food in my life since ramen.

Tenten, we should make hot cross buns this weekend. >[


By the way...

Hinata, I know it was you that pruned the hair off of the lifesize Hyuuga Neji topiary in the backyard. I'll take a pair of pruners to your own hair if you don't fess up.

Oh yes. I don't need Akatsuki Instant Messenger to wreak havoc on your pathetic excuse for a Hyuuga's eyes, dearest cousin.
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[19 Jun 2006|04:29pm]
[ mood | cranky ]

So you guys can't have hair as sexy as mine. Boo effing hoo.

[OOC: Chouji I'm driving through Corvallis either tomorrow or Wednesday and will think of you! ♥]

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I am surrounded by idiots. [02 Jun 2006|10:21am]
[ mood | bitchy ]

I am surrounded by idiots. And rejects. You all lose.

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To Hinata [28 May 2006|01:32am]
[ mood | oh no she diddun' ]

My grass lawn brings all the birds to the yard. Damn right, it's greener than yours.
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[21 May 2006|09:33pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]

Naruto is an idiot. There, I said it. >[ And I don't even know why I bothered getting to know him. His eyes are so not better than mine.

Definitely not better.

Anyway, he broke my heart. What a jerk.

...Idiot jerk.


I don't miss this.

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[18 May 2006|09:35am]
[ mood | fate ]

Man, it's been dead around here lately, ever since that one kid came back. What was his name? Oh yeah, no one cares. >[

Tenten, we should go fishing soon. Just be sure not to catch any Kisames. We can have a picnic with a wicker picnic basket and a red and white checkered tablecloth, and lunch meat sandwiches. And fine European cheeses.

Hinata, stop using my shower. Just because it's cleaner than yours doesn't mean you can use it. Anyway, your leg hair has been clogging the drain. ...*shudders*

Chouji, you're awesome. Just thought you should know.

And as for the rest of you, well... carry on.

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[14 May 2006|09:32am]
[ mood | angry ]


...everyone knows Gai-sensei is Captain Planet. -____-

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Saving everyone's F-Lists [09 May 2006|07:54pm]
[ mood | blah ]

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Represent [02 May 2006|10:38pm]
Check it.

Tizzyte to the shizzle mah nizzle.
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Shiiett [01 May 2006|02:08am]
[ mood | crunk ]

Dayam, Orochito my brotha, whass wit' da chibiness again? I be gettin' all dizzy in da dome when I be thinkin' 'bout dat shiet. Fo' shizzle.

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[24 Apr 2006|07:59pm]
[ mood | straight pimpin' ]

Posting just so I don't have to see "PHONE SEX" at the very top of my friends list. Not like it's really for friends anyway. Considering that Orochimaru isn't my homeboy.

Well Sakura, I'm proud to announce that Tenten is fully updated on all her booster shots, and has been thoroughly examined. Outside and in. >3 Oh, don't worry, I wore my latex glove.

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[20 Apr 2006|07:54pm]
[ mood | flirty ]

Yea me n'da crew was chillin' down by da river when we be seein' them chicks.

check it.Collapse )

awww yeah.

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[16 Apr 2006|10:44am]
[ mood | okay ]

Sup foo' Ne-G in da house. Comin' at ya wit a


Holla back, cuz. Ima bounce, but Tenten, let's have some quality time tonight *wink wink*

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Going with the Flow [14 Apr 2006|07:36pm]
[ mood | calm ]

The Random Question Meme!Collapse )

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My Friends List Weeps. [12 Apr 2006|08:27am]
[ mood | predatory ]

Haven't seen Hinata too much lately, probably because I've been in my room all day folding paper cranes. That's a good thing.

I realized the best way to Byakugan-proof my room would be to pour chakra into some paint and then paint the walls. If Hinata or any other Hyuuga for that matter wants to look into the room, the thin layer of chakra would blur out anything inside. I'm so awesome.

So everyone, how does this one look:Collapse )

I'd change out the dress shirt, of course. That black collar looks terrible.
Tenten, have you been looking as well?

mrrrow I'm feeling good today. Damn right.
You know, I think I might have found my new calling: male model.

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Chapitre Trois [11 Apr 2006|09:10am]
[ mood | calm ]

Pour Tenten-

Je t'adore,
et tes cheveux
est le soleil
de ma coeur.

La lune du printemps,
les fleurs dans la campagne,
un souffle du vent,
et les petits oiseaux...

ils chantent
pour toi.

Tu es trop belle
dans une robe
de mariée.


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Part Two [08 Apr 2006|03:59pm]
[ mood | calm ]

The gentle rain
of the shower's head
purifies my soul.

Its soft droplets:
a refreshing chill
that whispers
against my goosebumped flesh.

My hair hangs
like the night sky,
like liquid mercury
down my back,
plastered to my skin.
and the Byakugan white
washes clean.


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